America rewards poor decisions
If you are an American who makes poor decisions, fear not. Our government rewards you. In big ways and small, what was once the honorable virtue of forgiveness has been twisted into a pattern of taking the sting out of making bad decisions. This just fosters bad decision making and penalizes people who make good decisions.
Stuff my iPhone Still Doesn’t Do
I got an iPhone 3GS recently. That, plus iPhone software 3.0, gives me a lot of new features. I'm still surprised at the things that Nokia had years ago, but Apple still hasn't adopted.
He ain’t heavy, he’s my mower
If you check out Neuton Mowers, they're these battery-powered lawn mowers. I get the whole non-polluting, lower noise thing. But their comparison chart leaves something to be desired on the honesty scale.
50 Ways to Inject Your SQL
I did a Parody of Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover." It's very geeky, though. 
It's "50 Ways to Inject Your SQL." Yes, that's me singing.