Alien Technology
I have been to an alien world and seen advanced technology that makes
PCs look foolish and pathetic. It was an amazing journey and I am
still trying to believe that I really saw what I think I saw.
Of course I'm talking about opening up my Apple
PowerMac G4 and installing some hardware. I've been building my
own PCs for years and years, but part of the reason I moved to Macs
was to stop wasting my time on that stuff. You can spend hours and
hours putting a PC together, and what do you have at the end? It's
just a PC. I can spend zero time putting a Mac together, and what do
I get at the end? A personal computer that is at least as good as any
PC, but I also get a bunch of hours to spend doing something
meaningful, rather than futzing with hardware. What follows is my
analysis of some things that are wrong with wintel PC boxes, now that
I have compared them to the blissfully simple Apple boxes.
Wintel PCs tend to be utilitarian, one-size-fits-most boxes. Their
cables are all pretty much a general-purpose length that is neither
too long nor too short for anything. The drive bays are usually
predictable and generous, allowing plenty of room to put whatever you
want in them.
The problem with the functional PC approach is that none of it is
elegant or easy. The cables are too long in an effort to not be too
short. There are too many cables to deal with, and none of them are
routed conveniently for you inside the case. If you've ever built a
PC from scratch, you've got to know what I mean here.
Contrast this to Apple. In my G4 I added a new "SuperDrive" (Apple's
term for a drive that can read and write DVDs as well as CDs) and an
additional internal hard disk. Apple does so many things right inside
this case, I have to enumerate them:
- There are exactly as many cables as I need.
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A place for everything, and everything in its place.
Didn't you have a teacher say this to you in school? By golly, the
guys at Apple were awake that day. There is exactly one logical place
for everything. Optical drives go in the drive bays, hard drives go
in the hard drive area, etc. Instead of having open ovals in the
drive bays, the way PCs often do, they have simple screw holes. Take a
look at a typical PC drive bay to see what I mean about the
ovals. These open ovals let you slide the drive back and forth and
tighten the screws anywhere to fit your particular need. Apple just
provides screw holes. "Put the screws here." No need to experiment
or slide back and forth until the drive is in the right place. They
built the case. They know what the right place is.When you're
dealing with something that pokes out the front of your case, like a
CD or DVD drive, it is arguable that there is exactly one right
place. You want it to sit flush and you might need (in the case of a
Mac) for it to interact properly with the shiny mirrored doors. The
location of screws on the sides of DVD or CD drives is standard. The
shape of the drive bay is standard. The case manufacturer can figure
out what the right place is for a DVD drive and just give you the
holes for it. Why should PCs have this needless flexibility? It can
only help you put the drive in the wrong place. -
The cables are configured in the logical way.
Not only are the cables already there, and locations designated for
all the peripherals, but the cables are routed properly, too. They
are just long enough to accomodate 2 drives in the designated places.
They have connectors in exactly the right spots if you put the drives
in the designated places. There's no wasted cable. PCs usually have a
rats' nest of Y-shaped power doohickeys or additional floppy-drive
style power adapters that no one uses any more. That's all needless
flexibility that really gets in your way.
This system uses all on-board controllers: an ATA-33 controller for
the DVD/CD drives, an ATA-66 controller for future expansion, and an
ATA-100 controller for two hard drives. It can really only take 6
internal devices, so it has 6 power outlets. It also has the data
cables for the expansions (except the ATA-66).
So the bottom line is that I did the whole thing in about 15
minutes. Anyone experienced in performing hardware upgrades on PCs
will be unimpressed by that. So what? The simple fact was it was
effortless and idiot-proof. There was simply no way to do it wrong,
and Apple rolled out the red carpet in a hundred ways to make it easy
to do.